I need to meet a girl who shares my love for the Flyers…and marry her
"Universe...you've done it againe!!"
I just found out that (in addition to the Winter Classic itself), I am going to alumni game tomorrow… When the hell did I get so lucky!? My joy is so HU-MANGUS BIG right now!
Percentage increase in National Debt by Presidency →
Reagan 189.0% Bush 43 89.0% Bush 41 51.6% Carter 42.6% Clinton 36.0% Obama 34.0% Thanks, Obama
Oh fuck!! It’s kind of snowing!! Neat!
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly the greatest character in the book? LOL! DEAD!
One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel
Nothing says “Christmas is over, fuck you, nerd” quite like having to make your first student loan payment…
Does that mean...
russweidenmiller: …that Zelda’s full name is Zelda Gaebora? …………………..
russweidenmiller asked: As soon as I saw the name "Gaebora" my eyes widened and I'm pretty sure I said "motherfucker..." out loud.